royalteens:

i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat

(via noo-interruption)

stability:

If someone ever tells you to go fuck yourself just politely respond with “after you”

(via continent)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

HELP, i won ANOTHER free ipad! i had to kick my son out of the house to fill his room with all the ipads. i’m running out of space to put them. why must i be the one to spot the difference 90% of people can’t? why was i the chosen one

(via damn-funny)

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